Craig Robertson Revealed
About Craig Robertson
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What is your birthdate?:2/7
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Previous occupations:Shelf stacker, layabout, cataloguer
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Favorite job:Journalist. Also my least favourite job.
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High school and/or college:Stirling, Dundee and Stirling
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Name of your favorite composer or music artist?:Currently, Kings of Leon
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Favorite movie:Some Like it Hot
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Favorite television show:Shameless
Revealing Questions
- Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?
- A. Wrath. Sloth. Gluttony. Pride. Grumpy. Sneezy. Bashful. Sleepy.
- Q. What is your motto or maxim?
- A. Split infinitives wherever possible and always bet the four dog.
- Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
- A. Unlikely.
- Q. What’s your greatest fear?
- A. Finding beetroot hidden under a piece of lettuce. That and failure. And rats.
- Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
- A. On a hilltop overlooking Tuscany with a cold beer to be followed by a big glass of red.
- Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
- A. Yes, I'll do that soon. Honest.
- Q. What do you regret most?
- A. Missed minutes that could have been better spent.
- Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
- A. Singing. I'd love to but cannot carry a note.
- Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
- A. So difficult to choose only one. Self-deprecation, perhaps.
- Q. What’s your best quality?
- A. So difficult to choose only one. Modesty, perhaps.
- Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
- A. A short temper.
- Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
- A. Hassan in Hosseini's The Kite Runner
- Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
- A. Henry F. Potter in Capra's It's A Wonderful Life.
- Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
- A. Jack the Ripper. "Okay Jack. Come on, who are you and what was that all about?"
- Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
- A. Drivers who don't indicate. Don't do that!
- Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
- A. Journalism. Sort of. Most of the time.
- Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
- A. Professional footballer (weekends) and gambler (midweek - cup ties permitting.)
- Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
- A. A mind of my own. Fairness. Taking responsibility for my actions.
- Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
- A. Black pudding. Although I wouldn't live too long.
On Books and Writing
- Q. How did you come to write Random?
- A. I was fascinated by the idea of the perfect, motiveless crime and the problems that presents for those investigating it. I also wanted to toy with people's perceptions of right and wrong. Mostly wrong.














